fortune-mod-ru is a collection of cookie files in Russian. It includes the following categories: armenian (questions to Armenian Radio), citates (citations of great people), computer (sysadmins, PC and other), fomenko (aphorisms from Fomenko), M$ (dedicated to Micro$oft), murphy (Murphy laws), programming (programmers and programming). It also includes aphorisms from the collection of Nikolay Vekshin (http://aforizmi.narod.ru).
xcowsay is a graphical configurable talking cow. It's a GTK+ version of the classic cowsay Perl script. It displays a cute pop-up cow on your desktop with a speech bubble and some customizable text. It comes with a fortune(6) wrapper script, xcowfortune, which you can cron to deliver periodic fortune cookies via the cow. It even has a daemon mode that lets you send the cow's messages over DBus.